Oh boy Feind is in trouble! Thanx to my deliciously sexy lady friend I viewed something out of the ordinary but then forgot to write it up! So embarrassed, my sincere apology to my lady. So let’s take a look at the hunk of awful she had me partake in with her…
So here is a lovely B that should be every rapist piece of filth’s nightmare, a vagina with Teeth that can bite your junk clean off! There is no doubt rape would drop to almost nil if this were the case but there would still be a few extreme morons that would make the attempt anyway. Ladies, wouldn’t it be a nice defense for every perv, scumbag and asshole to know if he messes with you there’s a good chance he’ll be a few inches less of a man for the effort? If only, right? Now the condition of growing teeth or other masses of hair or flesh in odd places on the body is a very real, though rare, medical condition that generally doesn’t cause any harm. Stephen King’s novel later turned into one of the better films made of his work, The Dark Half, was predicated on this condition.Teeth is no Dark Half though I have to say it was fun to watch and make fun of with my lady fiend as we watched this total Wal*Mart $1 bin special. I know this little gem has won some awards but I just can't take it that serious.
Teeth begins with the young lady in question and her brother who it appears at a young age is a little too curious for his own good nearly losing a finger. Littler pervert! We then skip ahead to the teen years of said young lady as she’s starting to discover her sexuality, of course. Teenage boys everywhere should be forced to watch Teeth in Clockwork Orange style so that perhaps they will ever after be afraid of the dreaded Vagina With Teeth! You don’t have to have much imagination to know where this is all going but fuck it was fun getting there. I won’t spoil it because I don’t think I really can but if you have 90 minutes free or you’re just bored out of your fucking mind you really can’t go wrong with a little junk munching vagina action. It’s probably not for squeamish girly men but for everyone else this is one I laughed at pretty much all the way through. Thanks to my lovely Lady Fiend for the find and suggestion to watch this together which is a must on this one, you really need someone to make fun of this with as you watch.
The first cringe worthy "love scene". Careful boys!
So in the end Teeth was fun & cringe worthy with plenty of severed male genitalia to make any female laugh with delight given she has a sick sense of humor as you should. So…
That is... B Happy gentleman that the next vagina you meet doesn’t sever your junk from your groin… OUCH!
Let us know what you think Scribbler Fans! Until our next wonderful B-view... feel free to comment away below!