by Feind Gottes
Directed by Bobcat Goldthwait
Willow Creek should be called what it really is The Blair Bigfoot Project because that is all it is only less interesting. I kept waiting for something interesting to happen and as I was messaging my girl and my Scribblin partner, Cult, nothing did and before I realized it I was over half way through this terrible movie so just finished it as TDBS haven’t trashed anything yet and it was time! Early on I could tell Willow Creek was going to be all build up with what I could only hope was a bloody payoff at the end. But having made it all the way to the end of this movie without falling asleep all I could say at the end was: REALLY!?! FUCK YOU! What a massive waste of luckily only about 85 minutes of my life but I’d still like it back!
directed by Jordan Barker
Torment is the story of a father and son attempting to move on after the tragic death of the wife/mother. Daddy has a new lady who the young boy dislikes and I can’t blame him, I didn’t like her either and only kept watching this flick hoping I’d get to see her die. *Spoiler Alert* Unfortunately she lives and daddy dies who I did actually like a bit. The acting is pretty decent in this one as it is in Willow Creek it’s just the story that is really unoriginal and boring.
Torment was not the worst horror flick I’ve ever seen or anything but in the end was just a little boring so if you’re bored sometime perhaps it would be something to check out but really skip it and watch The Strangers or You’re Next instead. The only real good thing I can say about it is that it isn’t another damn “found footage” flick so at least it has that going for it. It leaves itself open for a sequel at the end but if there is a Satan in hell it won’t happen because in the end Torment just wasn’t very interesting.
Torment & Willow Creek, they are…