Directed by Jimmy Lee Combs
Written/Produced/FX by Kevon Ward (The Hans himself!)
The Official Hans Website
The Scribblers' Interview
MaMa tells of a past generation of Crippletons who were forced West and not (towards the land of opportunity) South, as their decor might strongly suggest, by the outbreak of a zombie plantation infestation, “zombies were runnin' amok you see.” Legend tells that the great civil war of 1869 and a curse documented in chuckle inducing childish scrawled cartoon form (complete with a lullaby soundtrack) with narration by Hans. The documentary continues…
Who or what caused the zombie outbreak? Why are most of the Crippletons gifted in some way (especially cousin Bumpkin as seen in the bathtub scene)? Who is The Doctor and where does he come from? What are his intentions with various body parts that litter the Crippleton's property? Who will get bit next and what will it taste like? Will Barnaby (and Horror Hunts) ever regain the days of their former glory? Will Hans re-invent himself to please his demanding agent? And finally at which chain of establishments can I purchase Crippleton's Moonshine?
With all the above questions in mind one thing is more than glaringly obvious. Well, what might that be? I hear curious minds ask. Hold your horses and I'll be more than pleased to try to explain to the best of my abilities.