The Walking Dead
Season 5 Episode 16
Directed by Greg Nicotero
In this corner we have Glenn standing five feet six inches tall (I’m probably being generous) weighing in at a post apocalyptic 145 lbs (again probably generous) with countless wins and no real losses, he started a harmless pizza delivery boy going on to find love in Zombieland, iiiittttttsssss Glenn! And on the other side of the ring cowering in at five feet eight inches (maybe five ten if he’d stand up straight rather than cowering in fear), weighing in at 165 lbs (probably being generous again) with really no wins slinking off like a thief in the night from any fight ever leaving others to die in his stead, iiiiitttttsssss Nicholas “the coward of Alexandria”! Will Glenn finally beat Nicholas to death like the little bitch that he is or will Glenn be the first victim of doom of a Walking Dead season finale? Is it still too early in the episode to find out? Apparently yes *grumble, grumble, grumble* Glenn has the upper hand initially but a thumb in a bullet wound later Nicholas is pounding away with walkers closing in making this an unfair fight. Nicholas runs away, Surprise! Leaving Glenn to fight off a hungry horde of undead nasties! Is it Glenn’s time? Cut to commercial, we ain’t finding out yet!
There will be no exile for Pete as Deanna looks at Rick, “Do it.” Her cold words make Rick fight back a smile unable to fire one through Pete’s head fast enough. So wait we’re not losing a single person we give a shit about? This is a Walking Deadseason finale right? Wait… let me check… yes, this is the season finale… what? Instead of losing a main character we love we get one? Apparently so! Just at the moment Rick gladly blows Pete’s head off Daryl & Aaron arrive back with Morgan. This should be one of the happiest reunions we’ve seen on the show so far yet due to the circumstances Morgan at once can’t believe he is finally seeing his only friend in Rick Grimes once again but also can’t believe what he just saw happen. You can tell Rick at once is happy to see Morgan as well but then it’s a look of guilt like having your mom walk in while you’re in the middle of a wankfest. What will happen next? No answer, that’s it for another 6 months folks, fade to black… it’s all over.